The Otter and the Ferret

[worksofstone]

For centuries, the war over whether otters or ferrets are the cutest Mustelidae has wracked the United Kingdom. Yet, will love blossom despite all obstacles? Malfoy, ferret prince of Wiltshire, has fallen in love from afar with the princess of the river otters, Granger.

Disguised as an otter by a helpful local witch, Malfoy enters the enemy camp determined to find and win the heart of his one true love. Will he find her? Will he win her heart? What will happen when Granger finds out that he's actually a ferret? Will Malfoy escape alive? What will this mean for the war?





(oh my god my brain I could not resist when I saw this photo. cannot believe I just wrote that. XD Photo of otters at Blue Planet Aquarium)

Comments

[eevilalice]

ROFL! I heard that in my head as a narrator in a nature documentary (and then a movie trailer voice).

You know you have to write this, right? ;)

[worksofstone]

You know you have to write this, right? ;)

I admit that I am seriously tempted to do so. XD

THEIR LOVE IS SO FUZZY!

[rural_juror]

AWWWWWWWW! :) I really want to read this fable/fairy tale/love story!

[worksofstone]

I kind of want to read it too!

(Which means I have to write it. XD)

"Granger's fur was the fluffiest, sleekest, most incredible fur he'd ever seen. How could he have made fun of her when they were little? Well, back then she'd looked more like a powderpuff thistle than a proper otter, but he'd completely bitten his own paw by making fun of her when he was young. He hoped that she didn't remember."

(oh my god, I have like two other fics I need to write before this one.)