The Otter and the Ferret

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For centuries, the war over whether otters or ferrets are the cutest Mustelidae has wracked the United Kingdom. Yet, will love blossom despite all obstacles? Malfoy, ferret prince of Wiltshire, has fallen in love from afar with the princess of the river otters, Granger.

Disguised as an otter by a helpful local witch, Malfoy enters the enemy camp determined to find and win the heart of his one true love. Will he find her? Will he win her heart? What will happen when Granger finds out that he's actually a ferret? Will Malfoy escape alive? What will this mean for the war?





(oh my god my brain I could not resist when I saw this photo. cannot believe I just wrote that. XD Photo of otters at Blue Planet Aquarium)